January 28, 2008




Whassup whassup whassup? Re-UP!!!!!!!!!!

That was me talking like you black folk. A lot of you round Stratford way are black aren't you? And if not racially handicapped then poor. Well anyway you'd better listen good. I'm bringing the Olympic games round your hood and you had better behave yourselves. You might be thinking that a load of tourists getting lost round Stratford offers you some good mugging opportunities but I'm here to tell you no. I'm providing you with opportunities. Imagine how much better your lives could be if you left your rotting council flats and did a little exercise.
Look at me there with the medal and look at you sitting at home with a limp dick. Thats right, you're a fucking limp dick and I've got a cock harder than Chinese algebra.

So just remember don't knock the Olympics, they might just be the one chance you miserable people get of making your lives better.

Lord Coe

2 comments:

. said...

Hey i used to know Seb back in the 80's, we used to share hampers at Henley and the like. i have to say i've no idea whay on earth he's bragging about his tool, as i recall it was as limp as his cucumber sandwiches.

Henrietta Couttes - Smythe

. said...

Hey i used to know Seb back in the 80's, we used to share hampers at Henley and the like. i have to say i've no idea whay on earth he's bragging about his tool, as i recall it was as limp as his cucumber sandwiches.

Henrietta Couttes - Smythe